Confessions of a horny insomniac

Sleep? What is this sleep you speak of?

I dropped off last night while tucked in bed binge watching YouTube videos, waking up at 2am wondering what on earth was going on.

Since then, my brain has decided “Sleep? Nah, 2 hours tonight and I’m ready for the day!”

My sister and brother-in-law gifted me and the Mr. some red velvet cake, which I had a little piece and as delicious as it is, holy moly was it sweet!! I now regret this decision as it’s wired me to rob me of a relatively decent night’s sleep. (side note: I don’t have cake often.)

I’ve tried everything go-to sleep related in my repertoire and so far nothing has worked. Tried ASMR: nothing. Tried counting sheep: Nothing. Tried masturbation (we’ve all done it at some point to tire us out enough to sleep): Four lovely orgasms later and still nothing. *groan*

It’s incredible how tonight, the Calm app and lights out isn’t doing it, but as soon as I put the lights on and get YouTube on and I’m feeling somewhat drowsy. FOUR HOURS LATER.

So to anyone who I interact with over the course of the next 24 hours, I apologise in advance. I won’t be very talkative and will look like one of the Gremlins. I’ll be hiding in my woman cave drinking copious amounts of peppermint tea.

Note to self: DON’T EAT THE CHRISTMAS CAKE IF YOU WANT TO SLEEP!

 

All my love,

Violet xx

 

5 thoughts on “Confessions of a horny insomniac

  1. Hmmm replied to this and it was there and then it wasn’t… very strange! So I’m trying again
    Try supplements of magnesium! 3-4 pills at bedtime will help. As will taking melatonin. 10 mg of melatonin (or more) is perfectly safe.
    Oh and 4 orgasms is impressive! For me that is almost half a years worth (so says my Queen).

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    1. I’ve got my comments on a moderation setting so that might explain the sudden disappearing! Thanks for the advice 🙂 If I go down that route I’d have to double check with my Dr. with some tablets I’m taking just so it doesn’t affect them.
      Half a years worth?? My hat goes off to you, I wouldn’t be able to last that long!! xD xx

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