Forsooth! What button-down yonder window breaks?
I have big boobs. There, I said it. No, I’m not bragging, just stating a fact. No matter what size I am, due to family genetics I’m chesty gal no matter what.
Here’s the thing. Big boobs are often seen as something to be desired. God, I wish I had big boobs! I wish I had your boobs! and while I do like my own chesticles, there are many a problem to be encountered with the possessing of large mammary specimens to balance out the pros.
- Back pain.
Ouch is all I’m going to say on that one.
2. No matter what you do, the button down shirt gap WILL happen.
I remember back in my late teens, working my weekend job at a department store in between university. I served a guy who I remember being extra nice to because he was super cute, only to look down and see the massive gap in my shirt where the button had come undone. I was inadvertently flashing the man and all the world my bra the entire time. I still go crimson to this day thinking about it!
3. What fits the bust is a tent for the waist.
Occupational hazard. Waist cinching belts are your best friend.
4. Wearing the same top as one of our lovely smaller boobed sister from other misters. Looks fine on her, looks “unprofessional” on you.
*Rolls eyes* We’ve all been there, ladies…and it sucks. My boobs are just as professional as the rest of me!
5. The sports bra issue.
Even if it’s industrial grade, NASA level strap-age designed to keep out the bloody Special Forces, “the girls” will still bounce away like they’re on a trampoline.
6. Bra shopping.
Only sticking to certain shops because they’re the only stores that stock your cup size and actually have decent support.
7. “Why don’t you go without a bra for that?”
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…*deep breath*…Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! Do you want me to cause an earthquake??
8. Plunge bras are the work of the Devil himself.
Unless you have duct tape on hand to keep me in place, it ain’t happening. Full support is so comfortable and definitely needed!
9. The summer season.
Under-boob sweat is a thing.
10. Seeing a nice bra…then finding out it doesn’t come in your cup size.
Always up to the DD but never above…*sigh*
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